Hot Rod Product Line

Handmade in small batches. Variety of Styles. The best for your Hot Rod. Get Naked.

HOT ROD GEAR GREASE - Fluffy soft Jerk off mousse

$18.00

HOT ROD PISTION OIL - Silicone Lube - 8OZ

$22.00

HOT ROD LUBE TUBE - Hybrid Lube in a tin tube.

$22.00

HOT ROD RUBBING COMPOUND - Full body massage and JO cream

$18.00

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New! Comic Con Collection - Available Jan. 30th.

Our best selling Hot Rod Jerk Off Cream in a collectible can. Collect them all!

Butt & Nutts

Body Wash for the Boys.

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Mercuralia Elixir

Our Mercuralia is made from the keif from our famous Fire Cider - Lit + Nip + Sip.
Concentrated with a few extra ingredients like watermelon juice, this exlixer is a perfect daily ritual to overall health and wellness.

A healthy body means a healthy penis!

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HOT ROD Lubes & Creams

Our best seller!
Handmade Lube in a variety of styles.
Perfect for every naked occasion.
Only the best for your HOT ROD.

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Goon Grease

We only have 50 tins available - after that this lube will be gone for good!

Premium Goon Grease Slick Butter

$29.00
$24.00

Solid Slick Butter
Our safe, long-lasting premium lubricant specifically designed to enhance your marathon-goon sessions for hours. With a different sensation than silicone or water-based lube. No to be used with polyurethane condoms and should not be used with latex. Jerking off only.

Bathhouse Shower & Sauna Spritz

That classic "bath house" scent. Use this invigorating spray in the shower, sauna or after the shower to soothe and cool sore muscles. With a variety of natural oils, spray3-4 pumps directly into the hot water from your shower to provide a cool, aromatherapy mist.

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