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Dick Weed

Dick Weed

Regular price $18.00
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Suffering from drought conditions below the belt? Not to worry, your savior is here - presenting Dick Weed. Your southern hemisphere is about to be as refreshed as a priest in a holy water sprinkler. Imagine pubes softer than puppy fur and your todger moisturized like a beauty queen's face at night.

 A magical elixir guaranteed to make your lower terrain feel more refreshed than an ice cube in a Mojito.  Say goodbye to crotch calamity and hello to a breezy paradise.

Use after a shower or apply before bed.

100% all natural.  Intended for external use only.

Note:  Dick Weed is safe to use before masturbation, but not intended in combination with oral or insertive sex.  Rinse off before any sexual activity.


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