Suffering from drought conditions below the belt? Not to worry, your savior is here - presenting Dick Weed. Your southern hemisphere is about to be as refreshed as a priest in a holy water sprinkler. Imagine pubes softer than puppy fur and your todger moisturized like a beauty queen's face at night.
A magical elixir guaranteed to make your lower terrain feel more refreshed than an ice cube in a Mojito. Say goodbye to crotch calamity and hello to a breezy paradise.
Use after a shower or apply before bed.
100% all natural. Intended for external use only.
Note: Dick Weed is safe to use before masturbation, but not intended in combination with oral or insertive sex. Rinse off before any sexual activity.
