Memento Mori Baseball Hat

Remember: you’re gonna die — so look good while you live.

This isn’t just a hat — it’s a reminder to seize the day (and maybe a few other things). The Memento Mori patch nods to the classic Latin phrase meaning “remember you must die,” but with that Cox and Bollocks twist: live shamelessly, laugh loudly, and never waste a hard-on or a good hair day.

• Premium cotton twill for all-day comfort

• Adjustable strap — fits most skulls

• Worn-in style that looks better the more trouble you get into

• Embroidered Memento Mori patch: morbidly motivational

Wear it to the gym, the bar, or your own funeral (if you can pull that off). Either way — live hard, die cheeky.

ONE SIZE FITS ALL.