JERkit Emergency Kit

The "Jerkit" Travel Kit
For when your hand’s the only date you’re getting tonight.

Let’s face it—sometimes, the best company is yourself. Enter the Jerkit: the ultimate travel companion for when you’re too lazy for a Tinder date but still need some quality alone time. Inside, you’ll find:

• Lube—for when friction’s the last thing you need

• Wet wipe—because cleanup’s a courtesy, not a chore

• QR Code—scan for instant access to premium content. Straight or gay? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered… literally.

This kit isn’t just a gag—it’s a lifestyle. Whether you’re in a hotel room, your car, or just avoiding human interaction, the Jerkit has got your back when things… escalate.

Small. Discreet. Completely unashamed.

Perfect for bachelor parties, solo trips, or when your friends need “a little something” they didn’t ask for.