Novelty FUKit Emergency Kit

The "Fukit" Travel Kit
For when plans go sideways—and pants come off.

Introducing the ultimate emergency kit for life’s spontaneous disasters:
Fukit. Comes complete with a condom, a packet of lube, and a single-use serving of regret. All conveniently packaged for those magical nights when you’re two drinks deep, ignoring red flags, and making choices your therapist will love unpacking later.

Whether you’re on a weekend getaway, a questionable Tinder date, or just vibing with poor impulse control, this kit says, “Yeah… this probably isn’t a good idea, but here we are.”

Compact. Irresponsible. Tragically useful.

Great as a gag gift, bachelor party favor, or for that one friend who always texts, “I probably shouldn’t, but…”