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Tighty Whities, smells like freshly cleaned laundry.

Tighty Whities, smells like freshly cleaned laundry.

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Put down those fancy schmancy, designer colognes! If the scent of fresh laundry gives you joy like no other, meet our new men's solid cologne Tighty Whities. Why waste time doing the laundry when you can just rub a bit of our wax cologne on and boom – you smell like a laundromat just sneezed on you. As close as you'll ever get to actually ironing your underwear without the hard work!

These portable, concentrated cologne balms melt at your fingertips for fragrance on the go.  Just the right amount.  

SCENT: Smells like freshly cleaned laundry.   Tightly Whities is a short journey to the clothes drier machine in the basement grabbing a warm pair of underwear and putting them on engulfing your bits in sudden warm ecstasy.  A fresh scent of soap and clothesline, sun-dried clean.     

How To Use: Gently rub fingers across the balm and then apply to your (wrist, neck, etc.) The travel-friendly tin allows for a couple of applications a day.  Small enough to keep in your pocket and TSA friendly. 

Size: 1.5 oz.

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