A love letter to bacon, poetry, and not trying too hard.
“Bacon is red, Roses are red, Poems are hard— Bacon.”
That’s it. That’s the shirt. A poetic masterpiece for the hungry, the sarcastic, and the emotionally unavailable. Whether you're a bacon enthusiast, a poetry dropout, or just someone who appreciates the finer (funnier) things in life—this shirt says what we’re all thinking: why rhyme when you can fry?
Crispy wit. Sizzlin’ style. Zero regrets.
Perfect for brunch, barbecues, or any situation where meat > feelings.
