WANkit Emergency Kit
Cox & Bollocks
You can never be too prepared for anything. One word - coronavirus. Don't get caught empty-handed. Along with your rationing of Gatoraid and Mac n Cheese, grab. your Wankit Emergency Kit. All the supplies you need to get some release from the stress of an emergency.
Contents: Porn*, lube, tech instructions, candle, and cum rag.
Great as a stocking stuffer, bachelor party, or keep one in the glove box of your ride.
* Phone Required.